A few weeks ago my friend asked me to fly with him to Germany to meet Usain Bolt.
He had a package tour, and he offered to shout me the trip.
It’s the type of offer that can’t easily be turned down. Particularly as the timing meant we would be arriving during Oktoberfest… German beer and sausage are extremely appealing things.

So what’s Usain Bolt like?
We met him in the Puma factory in Herzogenaurach (Puma sponsor him), which had high concrete ceilings and exposed ducting – the typical modern yet cold factory store layout, that you may be familiar with.
The first thing you notice is that he’s tall and fine boned. Surprisingly so.
He’s like a greyhound or thoroughbred – slim, finely built and long limbed – which I suppose is of little surprise to most people.
Arguably the greatest athlete of all time
As for his demeanor. It’s hard to know what someone is truly like after only a first impression, but to me, he seemed watchful, accommodating and friendly. Underneath the hoopla and persona that follows him, he appeared reasonably shy with a down-to-earth character, and with no pretentiousness.
After meeting the man, and hitting the Puma store, it was time to get to Munich and get into some Oktoberfest action. [No not with Usain Bolt. Just us Kiwis checking out the sights]
I’d heard about Oktoberfest many times, but I was not prepared for how truly big the event was.
Here are some statistics for you:
- Total people attending: 7.2 Million
- Total chickens eaten: 550,000
- Enough seating to accommodate 100,000 beer drinkers
More Oktoberfest statistics can be found here.
It was a good week away.
Now that I’m back Wellington, it’s time to hit the gym, to make up for turning myself into a walking German sausage.

Who doesn’t like a giant spinning BBQ of meat?
